No Dancing Please! D:

All my muscles work machine-like

What kind of fuckery are you?
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The Daily Show usually does a good job of making fun of the assholes in these segments, but this one creeped me out. Seriously, the guy talking about lynching? WTF? Way to be proud of your aggressive ignorance there, moron.



I love that the guy objects to being called racist, and goes on to say it's ok to call him a bigot. Oh crazy texas man, you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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I finally got tired of my old user name, so marchen is dead, long live newrosesick?


In other news, here is a country song about a samurai. (CASCADE's Samuraiman, from the 1996 album of the same name)

 


och avlidningsvis
newrosesick
Updated this post with FU JI KO mp3s because mental_orgasm and fishbite requested it, a long time ago (sorry!). But everyone should get it. It's the album, plus an mp3 from iTunes...which has been run through tunebite, so it should work for everyone.
I hate having to use sendspace and the like, kinziki needs to get back online (or something like it, because I don't think I can redo a lot of the things I lost. And honestly I don't want to). Anyway, the point of posting this at all was to ask: Can anybody rec me a good web-host?

Today's achievements
newrosesick
Made a nice girl laugh, lots and lots. (good)

Pissed off a transsexual three times my size. (bad)

Bought this. Hee! QP-CRAZY covering YAPOOS & The Yellow Monkey, Dagashikashi covering Aburadako, etc. (good)

Skipped the offered 5 minute ride home from the hospital because I needed the exercise (good). The walk home took me two hours (bad).

Survived the day on no sleep since Saturday and two cups of coffee. Not all that coherent at times, but at least I made all my appointments. In body if not in spirit. (...good enough)




You know, I used to know the moves to this song. Crap, I feel old.

kimi ga hoshii dou surya ii?
newrosesick
I cannot bring myself to actually be productive, but I did manage to get my scanner to work, after I hit it with my head. So, posted some cali gari scans (baby-photos & Seiichi Ao at 18) in soundsex. Should've scanned the one of Shuuji's dad and his pimp-mobile too, maybe next time.
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oh, kids today
newrosesick
I read an article in today's paper (yeah, I read it, didn't buy it however ><;) written by an 18-year old kid. 
Apparently sex-education in Swedish schools are currently lacking in the How-To department--as they mainly focus on STD's and basic biology. He suggested showing porn to help with this problem. Porn. I'm paraphrasing, but it came down to "So I can learn how to please my girlfriend". Basically saying 15-year olds (or however old you are in 8th grade-14?) should watch Boobsville Sorority Girls (which I'm sure is a fine piece of cinema) and take notes. This annoyed the shit out of me, not only because he assumed everyone who disagreed with him, did so out of OMGZTHINKOFTHECHILDRUN-type morals, but just...
Learning about sex from porn is like assuming you know Kung Fu after watching a Bruce Lee movie, or watching The Passion of the Christ and declaring yourself a theologian. People who do that, are, if not bat-shit insane at least not entirely in touch with reality. It's entertainment for god's sake. Not real life. A 15-year old virgin is not likely to appreciate the joys of, say, your ejaculating in her face. I've known way to many boys (and men, for that matter) who thinks porn=real life sex, just because they only learned about sex from porn.

You cannot possibly learn how to have sex in school anyway, because it would take up at least an entire semester, and how would you have a test on it? I guess you could have sex with the teacher (there's porn on that subject, too), and s/he could grade you, but my biology teacher was a 50-year old lesbian, and I'm not sure she would've been up for all that.

I remember 4th grade sex education as basically teaching us about the horrors of puberty, and in 8th grade we got to put condoms on bananas, look at each others bits (plastic models thereof, not actual...well), and read eleventy-hundred pamphlets about STDs that the school-nurse supplied (An old Finnish lady who used to make me eat cheetos whenever I was in her office, because she thought I was too thin ;_;). We were actually supposed to watch a politically correct porn sex-ed video, but for some reason we ended up not doing it. Which was just as well, cause I don't think anyone wanted to watch that with 30 other people in the room. Not Kama Sutra-level education maybe, but I came of out that classroom a bit more in the know than before. Also with a bunch of free condoms in my pocket. They did end up sacrificed in a water balloon fight later that day, but never mind. My point is; if you really want to learn about sex, you should just do it. No really. It's like swimming, or riding a bike. You might learn the basics from a book or a video, but the real thing is not really conveyed through those mediums. Just think of it as applied learning!
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like dead bumblebees!
newrosesick
Because I finally figured out how to embed videos into this thing, I give you ATTACK HAUS live. I love this song, it's so cheesy (><;) Masashi & Makko are rapping, and their background dancers appear to be stolen from an old MTV Grind episode. Nevertheless -- LET'S PARTY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!



Also uploaded vintage CASCADE here, it's a live performance of Narikiri Bonnie & Clyde from late -96 or -97. There is bouncing! and bubbles! And Tamachan being cute (duh)! Look at his little face:


Aaaaw.

If you wanna compare to how he looks these days, you can watch this video from when he was solo in 2004. (Though I recommend you don't, both the song and the video causes acute narcolepsy. I don't even know why I uploaded it. Eh, maybe someone'll like it.)
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I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder
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So, some of you might have noticed that Kinziki.net is dead.
See, I went a little passive-aggressive on my host and it wasn't entirely appreciated.
All was fine though, since the entire thing was backed-up on my F: drive (which has all my crap: family photos, mp3s, videos, letters, design projects, translations, diary entries, work stuff, basically everything I ever did since 1998). So you know, I figured it could hold until I found a new host.
Well, apparently it couldn't. Murphy showed up with his god damn law, and killed my F: drive, killed it dead.
(Actually the rest of my computer isn't to happy with me either at the moment, but fuck if I care.)

So anyway, that's where it is. I have no idea how to get back any of it, but if I do get my shit back up and running, and find a host that isn't a complete tool, Kinziki will be back.

It just isn't looking so good right now. So, I'm just going to go outside, lay in the sun and read the paper while I wait for heatstroke to set in.

he's a scumbag don't you know.
newrosesick
Went with Daniel to the Franz Ferdinand & Arctic Monkeys gig yesterday. I'd forgotten what it was like to see bands live that does not make me want to stick forks in my ears. So lovely!
Usually I don't hold out much hope for opening acts, but those monkey boys were quite good - catchy as nobodies business, though I'm not sure I'll remember them six months from now.
Franz were as good as I'd thought they'd be - even though I spaced out and left during the encore. Somebody should have reminded me that 1000 jumping ppl + concert venue = kinda hot.
Also, I ended up behind a really annoying girl. I think I might be attracting them somehow - I always end up behind some insane twat. This one was dancing exactly like a retarded guy who I went to school with as a kid. And while it was fine for him to stick his butt out and wriggle it around out of sync with the music, don't do it thinking it makes you look sexy, because it does not. Holy mother of god, it was like her big ass was hypnotising me, and I couldn't look away! Thankfully the vocalists of The Hives and Sahara Hotnights stepped between us and saved my eyes from spontaneously combusting, or something. (I mistook one of them for Daniel btw, guess which one ^^;?)
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Sorry, can I be excused? I seem to have the plague.
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Though I don't seem to match the character traits listed on that site - Finishes most things they start? Keeps spaces clean? Uh. Not so much.

Apparently my primary type is limbic, which I can totally go along with:
easily hurt, does not keep emotions under control, envious, quick tempered, can't do anything when they don't feel good, emotional, bitter, attracted to things associated with sadness, has love/hate relationships with most things, sabotages self, more doubt than belief, thinks the world is a dangerous place, searches for identity, fears having no identity, suspicious of others, more past than future, desires security and support, fears being without guidance, familiar with the role of victim, hypersensitive, defensive, dependent on the support and nurturance of others, more feeling than doing, dislikes change, more likely to want a tattoo, can be hurtful, prefers to stick with things they know, wants to feel loved, fears being unwanted or unworthy of love, wants to enhance their self esteem, more likely to have taken anti depressants, prefers instant gratification, has trouble speaking when emotional


...God, I don't even like me, now.
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